Sunday, 27 November 2011

Turkey Day in Ireland

Updated with Turkey Results!!!!!!!!!!!
For the Rames' in Dublin, Turkey Day was filled with the normal, everyday activities like work and school.  There were no crazed crowds of pepper-spraying shoppers to deal with.  There wasn't a parade.  There wasn't a football game.  And most of all there wasn't a TURKEY!!  Much to J.J.'s disappointment, we had beef for dinner.  But have no fear, the turkey is near!!!  We decided that we'd move our Thanksgiving Day celebration to Saturday to give us time to clean, cook, & host.  We're actually going to have some Americans over.  The Holmes' were introduced to us by Drew and Aya Robbins, our neighbors in Redmond.  They have 4 kids with a couple of teenagers.  They've been here since early in 2011 and have been our expat mentors prior to and after arriving in Dublin.  We're not going to mess with the traditional Thanksgiving Day fare, however.  Since Ireland doesn't have an equivalent, no point of assimilating Irish customs.  On to the discoveries we've made related to Thanksgiving:
1. The Turkey.  Turkey is a traditional Christmas entree and they are plentiful.  I'd have to say they haven't pumped their turkey's up with genetic engineering technology or spent as much time breeding their birds to be near-Pterodactyl size.  I'm sure this has something to do with the size of the typical Irish oven.  And yes, if you look at the picture, you will see our turkey has SHINS?!  They took the feet, but left the lower part of his legs.  I have an historical hypothesis as to the reason.  The Irish have been known to have larger families and to avoid family strife, leaving two additional leg segments was sure make dinner a more pleasant affairs without the wrangling over the limited supply.
So the turkey shins were definitely not edible, but the rest of the bird was great.  We learned that our oven is always on convection, which would have been really nice to have known prior to calculating when the turkey should have gone in.  So it was finished at tab bit early, if you consider 45 minutes a tad.  It had plenty of time to rest and I had plenty of time to make, THE GRAVY!!!!  Between the muffled voices stuffed with mashed potatoes and stuffing, words were heard like, "best gravy ever" and "do you have a syringe that would allow me to inject this"?  The pan from the oven that we cooked the turkey in was a perfect fit on top of the stove with all four burners going.  The 4 cups of gravy were but a memory when dinner was over.
2. The Stuffing. We're going with a chestnut dressing.  Martha was strolling down in the city and found a vendor selling chestnuts on the street so we're going to try it out on our guests this year.  Plain bread crumbs didn't seem to be something the stores stocked, so it will be a costly addition to the meal as we used some fancy croutons instead.  Next time, we'll just have to buy the bread and open it up to dry out. The stuffing was also very good.  We didn't even touch the pan that was cooked separately from the bird as it became one of those forgotten dishes on the side table that no one remembered.   
3. Potatoes.  Well Ireland is known for spuds.  Shopping for potatoes in Dublin means heading down the aisle and perusing the myriad choices.  There are a lot to choose from.  One of our local stores (Superquinn) has home delivery and they list 25 different types of potatoes.  We went with the Maris Piper.  The reason we went with this variety was simple:  they were the cheap store brand.  Someday, I aspire to be a potatoe expert to regale my dinner guests with my adventures of shopping for and consuming potatoes in Dublin, but I'm still working on becoming a spud snob.  (My spell checker is telling me I've misspelled potatoe, but Dan Quayle and I know differently.)  Of course, we'll have some sweet potatoes and fill them with fluff (marshmallow paste).
4. Green bean casserole.  The search for French's Fried Onions or a reasonable substitute resulted in failure, so we'll be making green beans with almonds.
5. Cranberries in a can.  What is more Thanksgiving that a can-shape plate of cranberries.  Sorry, no cans of cranberries in Ireland.  We had to buy the bags and make our own.  Preliminary sampling says we're better off without the cans!  Perhaps the surprise of dinner, the cranberries Martha made were great.  Next year we'll make half as many as we ended up having cranberries for numerous lunches and dinners over the next week.  It was a bit over the top, even for Thanksgiving.
6. Pumpkin in a can.  Nope.  When picking up our pumpkins for Halloween, all the bins had recipes for pie with them.  We bought the pumpkins, but just never got around to carving them, so we made our own pumpkin pies last night.I'm not sure we'll ever buy pumpkin in a can again!!!  Seriously, it was good and easy.  Cut pumpkin in two, bake for an hour, pull out the flesh.  Put into bowl and mix/blend.  Add other pumpkin stuff.  Bake.  The pie was great and best of all, we have some of that pumpkin in the freezer waiting for the next occasion.  I don't think Christmas dinner would be offended by having a pumpkin pie finish up?  Do you??
7.  French Silk.  I'm not sure if this a Thanksgiving tradition in other places, but it is at our house.  Martha managed to put this together without the assistance of a mixer.  We still haven't picked up one of these kitchen appliances.  If our great grandparents survived without one of these in the house, I'm sure we can make it.  However, we'll keep the bathrooms.When the gravy ran out, some in the crowd got a bit misty, but when the French Silk pie ran out, real tears flowed.  Yes, Grace came back after having a slice of cherry (yummy from the Holmes') and a slice of pumpkin only to find the empty pie tin.  We'll need two of those next year.

The Holmes' will bring some dishes and desserts, so it is stacking up to be a food orgy and that's about as traditional as it gets, even if we are in Ireland.

As you can tell from the tense, we haven't actually eaten the meal yet, but I thought I'd better get it out before the motivation is drained from my body by the addition of all the good friends, food and drink.  We managed to pick up a 12-year old Jameson on the shopping trip to round out our meal, so there is no doubt the spelling and grammar would deteriorate greatly and I don't want to have to generate a corrected blog after receiving a marked up printout from my Mom.  Happy Thanksgiving to all. I am somewhat ashamed to say that there is still a 12-year old Jameson in my cupboard, untouched.  Josh was the designated driver that night, so not one to drink alone, Joe left the bottle untouched and joined in with the girls drinking wine and beer.  After this feast, there wasn't much room for much anyway.


Sunday, 13 November 2011

From Halloween On

Our Halloween was a great combination of traditions we recognized and new traditions that were welcome and fun. So let's look at Halloween in Ireland:
  1. Costumes? Check! We had plenty of
    ghosts, ghouls, movie stars, witches, pumpkins, and unidentifiable creatures come by the house. Apparently, St. Helen's Wood (our estate, read: neighborhood) is well known for having a lot of trick-or-treaters and it was confirmed on that night. I would say it was a good 100-200 kids, but we forgot to tell our candy distributor(Carlie, niece visiting from Paris) to count. Ours were dressed as a gangster (ala Al Capone) and as Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H (as he was a lover of guinea pigs), and as a WWII soldier. There was a party at the Booterstown Youth Club on Saturday night and the traditional night of candy gathering on the 31st. Martha was a gypsy and Joe was some kind of green character in a skin-tight leotard covering every inch of his body from head to toe. We'll spare you the pictures, but in order to spare Joe embarrassment, he wore shorts with this outfit. We also found out that not many adults dress up.
    Candy? Check! Check! Although some of the Rames children were disappointed in the weight of their bags (something about last year getting 10 lbs and this only
    getting 3), there was plenty of candy for all.

    Public Holiday? Now there's a new one! The Halloween date just happened to fall on the last Monday of October which is a bank holiday in Ireland, so everyone had the day off. The kids were in the middle of their mid-term break, so they had plenty of time to play and enjoy their candy. I'm not sure, but it seems like a pretty good strategy for schools to send kids home on break during the season where all the Halloween candy is being consumed. I know the kids liked this tradition

    Fireworks? Another pleasant addition. Fireworks are pretty much outlawed in the Republic of Ireland, but every country seems to have their own version of Indiana or Indian reservations where the Chinese are allowed to sell their wares. Ours in Northern Ireland. I won't get into any political discussions here, but fire works are plentiful up there. Some friends of ours from the estate next door are part of a fireworks acquisition society that takes responsibility for providing this entertainment each year. Donate a 10-er (Irish for 10 Euros) and one lucky participant gets to make the trip to Northern Ireland to smuggle back the goods. Apparently there are many members of this society as we were entertained for about 45 minutes. Since this is illegal, there were plenty of discussions with the friends on what we should do if the Garda (read: cops) showed up. And darned if they didn't show up about 1/2 way through. They slowly rode through the neighborhood, their car parting the haze. However, since the actual shooting of the fireworks stopped for that minute, they saw nothing suspicious about 200 people hanging out on the green (read: park) with the smell of gunpowder hanging in the air. Exit Garda and we finished the show. It was grand! (read: great). Later we were told that exiting their vehicle might mean they would have to arrest a number of their close relatives and it would make for awkward family get togethers for the foreseeable future.

What is Halloween without a trip to the cemetery? With Carlie in tow, we decided to head to Glasnevin Cemetery. This is a pretty incredible cemetery in Dublin. It not only is huge (over 1 million people buried), but has quite a bit of historical significance in Ireland as it was the first cemetery where Catholics could be buried according to their traditions. The tour we took was a history lesson on Ireland politics and religion. It seems that everyone who was anyone in Ireland over the past 180 years or so is interred here. They had a ghastly tour that we had hoped to go to, conducted by the grave diggers, but we missed the early tour and couldn't
wait for the next. This place is definitely cool for those into history, politics, and incredible art.



Our next journey took us to Nature. About 40 minutes from Dublin is a national park called Glendalough (pronounced: Glenda'-lock). Up in the Wicklow mountains (read: big hills), we found a couple of pretty lakes, lots of easy hiking, a monastic village founded by St. Kevin in the 6th century, more cool ruins, cemeteries, and the water source for Guinness brewed in Ireland. It also rained on us pretty hard, but no spirits were dampened. We're definitely heading back here sometime.

Last week, the family (minus Rod who was at a birthday party) went to Phoenix Park in Dublin. Picture Central Park in NY, but twice as big. It's home to the Dublin Zoo, the residence of the President of Ireland, the residence of the US Ambassador, and residence to a herd of 100's of Fallow Deer that were introduce by some Duke about 400 years ago. It was also the site where Pope John Paul II said mass to over a million people in 1979. There's a huge cross on a hill where the alter was overlooking a large plain where everyone attended. I'm not sure what happened to the deer as it seems that is their joint now. The ambassador's residence is a beautiful building, but most notably contains some short American Football goal posts in the back yard. Not sure why they are there?

This week, we're looking forward to visits from Grandma and Grandpa Siembieda along with Uncle Steve Siembieda over the weekend. We'll post some updates after our adventures!!